A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar

A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a barstool. After
ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender ”Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next
to him says, ”Before you do that, you should know that the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is
blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the woman
sitting next to me is blonde and she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde pro
wrestler. You still wanna do that?”
The blind guy says, ”Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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