A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching you!”

“who’s there?” The robber said But no sound was heard.

So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot.

“What’s your name,” the robber asked.

“Cocodora” said the parrot.

“Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora” said the robber.

“The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus”, said the parrot.