If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
Do fish get thirsty?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
You know how most packages say ”Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, ”Open somewhere else”?
What will fall on the lawn first?An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do’ solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
How long will a floating point operation float?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Can you repeat the part after ”Listen very carefully”?
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas?And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?