Where does baby oil come from?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Answer me this Jokes
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
They called apartments but they are all stuck together
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
Is congress the opposite of progress?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
If necessity is the mother of invention
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do fish get thirsty?
Why is it that when you transport something by car
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
You know how most packages say ‘Open here’
You know how most packages say ”Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, ”Open somewhere else”?
What will fall on the lawn first?
What will fall on the lawn first?An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Buttered toast always lands buttered side down
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
An inspiring sight like a sunrise
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
Wat if a word in a dictionary were misspelled?
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Do you need silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
How come it takes so little time for a child
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
How does AVON find so many women to take orders?
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
How do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
Consider one of the most perplexing questions
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do’ solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
How long will a floating point operation float?
How long will a floating point operation float?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
The indestructible black box on planes
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
A world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Can you repeat the part after: Listen very carefully?
Can you repeat the part after ”Listen very carefully”?
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Don’t you hate the blatant materialism in Christmas?
Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas?And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why do postal rates keep going up?
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
If you are driving at the speed of light
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?