Funny Bath Jokes

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What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?


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Why did the robber take a bath?


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Where do bees go to the bathroom?


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If you’re Scottish when you go into the bathroom


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What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?


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Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?


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What criminal doesn’t take baths?


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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?


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A parrot when it has dried itself after a bath


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Doctor: The best time to take a bath


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My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.


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A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park


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Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath. Dad: What’s wrong with that?


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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!


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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?


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Why did the bank robber take a bath?


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Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something


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A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom


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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit


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Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath?


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What kind of bath can you take without water?


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What do snakes have on their bath towels?


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How do you know that there’s a monster in your bath?


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Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them?


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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.


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Which villains steal soap from the bath?


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What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath?


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Which birds steal soap from the bath?


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How is a marriage like a hot bath?


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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath


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How do you get a German out of the bath?


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Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were?


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Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath?


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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I’ll run the bath then


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Why did the robber take a bath?


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Where does a vampire take a bath?


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Mum, does God use the bathroom?


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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?


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Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?


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What dog loves to take bubble baths?


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Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?


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Are you going to take a bath?


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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss


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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?


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Does your brother keep himself clean?


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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?


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The plumber was working in a house


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Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why?


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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?


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