Question: What games do bats like to play on Halloween? A. Anything with a ball.
Question: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat? A. A flying Band-Aid.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: ”What’s happened to this one?– I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Why did the bat miss the bus?Because he hung around for too long.
The frightened tourist: ”Are there any bats in this cave?” The guide: ”There were, but don’t worry, the snakes ate all of them.”
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave’s roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, … Read more
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?Katabatic
Why are bats blind?Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?