Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice. Except Chris Brown.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laughing and skipping. But one day she was very sad, because she couldn’t find an interim dividend anywhere and she knew people would be very angry if she couldn’t produce it. … Read more
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, … Read more
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the … Read more
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries – that’s my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: ‘Come on in. They’re bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!’ Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge … Read more
People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, ”You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” ”Why?” ”Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !
A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.
Man says to God: ”God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says: ”So you would love her.” ”But God,” the man says, ”why did you make her so dumb?” God says: ”So she would love you.” ”But God,” the man says, ”why did you make her so dumb?” God says: ”So she would … Read more
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, ”I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles.” ”She did,” he replied. ”But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?”