Lebron better than Jordan?
Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Better Jokes
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
Question: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? Answer: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Why is a modem better than a woman?
Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn’t mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn’t complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.
Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a little sty. Then you’d better buy a little pig.
Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a little sty. Then you’d better buy a little pig.
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’
Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality Well, you’d better both sit down then!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality Well, you’d better both sit down then!
Why is food better than men?
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today!
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of fish will help you hear better ?A herring aid !
Which dog tastes better when eaten?
Which dog tastes better when eaten?A hot dog.
It is better to give than to receive
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Why are lifesavers better than men?
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
Why do men float better than women?
Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.
Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap
Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist?
Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasn’t in.