Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Question: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? Answer: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn’t mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn’t complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.
Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a little sty. Then you’d better buy a little pig.
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’
Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality Well, you’d better both sit down then!
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
What kind of fish will help you hear better ?A herring aid !
Which dog tastes better when eaten?A hot dog.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.
Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasn’t in.