Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments? at once.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
The Bible was originally titled ”Chuck Norris and Friends”
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children’s parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, ”My daddy doesn’t have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of.”
A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: ”I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!”
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you’ll get there.
Jill: Have you read the Bible?Jack: No, I’m waiting for the film to come round.
Who was the best actor in the bible ?Samson, he brought the house down !
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.