A University had advertised for two biologists

A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants – a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can handle working with such fierce creatures … Read more

A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm

A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particularly interested in applying for a $100,000 Federal grant to investigate the ”V” formation of goose flight. It had been observed that one side of the ”V” is always longer than the other side. This group would … Read more

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, ‘How was I born?

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, ”How was I born?” ”Well honey…” said the slightly prudish mother, ”the stork brought you to us.” ”Oh,” said the boy, ”and how did you and daddy get born?” ”Oh, the stork brought us too.” ”Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” the … Read more

A biologist from the North Pole

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, ”I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question–how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?” ”I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns, right?” ”Oh … Read more

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