Funny Bird Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?


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Why do birds fly south in the winter?


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If you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?


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What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’?


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What do you call a vulture with no beak?


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Why did the rooster cross the road?


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A parrot when it has dried itself after a bath


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Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years?


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Which bird is always out of breath?


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What do birds give out on Halloween?


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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?


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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?


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What do you call a crate of ducks?


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Two owls were playing pool


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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?


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What do confused owls say?


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Why do ducks have webbed feet?


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Why did the chicken cross the playground?


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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?


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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?


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Why do parrots carry umbrellas?


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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?


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What do you give a sick bird?


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Why is politics for the birds?


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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?


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What’s got six legs and can fly long distances?


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If you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin?


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What birds spend all their time on their knees?


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Why does a rooster watch TV?


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What do you call a bird that lives underground?


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What’s the definition of Polystyrene?


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What do parrots eat?


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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?


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What is the definition of Robin?


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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?


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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?


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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?


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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?


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How do you get a cut-price parrot?


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Why did the owl, owl?


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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?


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Where do birds meet for coffee?


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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?


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What did the rich socialite’s parrot say?


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How do you identify a bald eagle?


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What do you get from a drunk chicken?


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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ‘Pieces of four’?


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What is the strongest bird?


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Where do blind parrots go for treatment?


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What happened when the owl lost his voice?


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