Question: Why did the boy eat his homework? Answer: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Question: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? Answer: So he could have sweet dreams.
Question: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Answer: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Question: What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket? A. Smartie Pants!
Question: Why did the boy eat his homework? A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Question: Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom? A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Question: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A. ”I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.”
Question: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? A. ”I lava you!”
Question: What do you call a toy-boy with no legs? A. A broken doll.
Question: Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? A. He wanted to see time fly!
Question: Why did the boy burry his flashlight? A. Because the batteries died.
Question: Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge? A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. ‘You can’t go home in this,’ said one of his friends, ‘ you’d better stay the night.’ ‘That’s very kind of you,’ said the boy. ‘ I’ll … Read more
Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won’t send them.
A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns ”take off.” Then he learnes ”zebra” from the zoo and ”baby” from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ”Mommy, I learned new words today.” She says, ”Great, honey what did you … Read more
Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes – it’s green and wrinkly !
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for ‘tick or tweet’ !
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ”What’s wrong?” asked his mother. ”Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he sobbed. ”In a way they do,” said his mother. ”And when they die so they turn back to dust?” ”Yes, they do.” The little boy began to cry again. … Read more
Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?He was dense and wet !
An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. ”Little boy,” she called, ”don’t you know you shouldn’t go fishing on a Sunday?” ”I’m not going fishing, ma’am,” he called back, ”I’m going home.”
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ?He ended up in a flea circus !
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. ”What part?” the mother asked. ”I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replied. ”Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!”
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, ”Hey Tommy, wanna play house?” He says, ”Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, ”I want you to communicate your thoughts.” ”Communicate my thoughts?” said a bewildered Tommy. ”I have no … Read more
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?Because people kept toasting him!
A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride’s side and the groom’s side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so … Read more
‘You boy !’ called a policeman.’ Can you help ?We’re looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters……’ ‘Really ?’ said the boy. ‘What’re his ears called ?’
A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, ‘ Mum ! your husband’s just come home.’
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, ‘Don’t you know how to ride a bike?’ ‘Yes,’ he answered, ‘but I don’t know how to ring the bell yet’
Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath. Dad: What’s wrong with that?You’ve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him ”Are you a bear?” ”Yes” ”What are you doing at the movies ?” ”Well, I liked the book!”
Boy: You’ve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really?Boy: Yes ?it’s green and wrinkly.
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud’s trailer house, Bud asked, ”What is the usual tip?” ”Well,” replied the youth, ”this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.” ”Is that so?” snorted Bud. ”Well, just to show them … Read more
A small boy was asked by his teacher, ”What is the size of the Democratic Party?” ”About 5 feet 2 inches,” he replied promptly. ”NO!” exploded the teacher.. ”I mean, how MANY members does it have?How did you get 5 feet 2 inches?” ”Well,” replied the boy, ”my father is 6 feet tall and every … Read more
Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab?He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, ”Taxi!”
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries – that’s my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused … Read more
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about … Read more
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let’s hope nothing develops.
A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‘What’s the matter?’ she asked. ‘It’s my birthday!’ he hollered. ‘And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there’s to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco … Read more
Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, ”Grandpa, can I have a beer?” Grandpa replied, ”Can your dick touch your ass?” The little boy answered no. Grandpa said ”Then you’re not man enough to … Read more
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair. ”I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. ”I’ll be back in a few minutes.” When the boy’s … Read more
A little boy came running into the kitchen. ”Dad, dad,” he said, ”there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face.” ”Tell him you’ve already got one,” said his father.
Boy 1: ”How did you get that bruise on your arm?” Boy 2: ”I ate some Easter candy.” Boy 1: ”Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.” Boy 2: ”It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”
Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world?Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?He wanted to have a birthday potty!
First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday?Second boy: No, I’m having a witch do. First boy: What’s a witch do?Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.