This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, ”Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I’ll sink?”
Boyfriend Jokes
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?”I love you with all my art!”
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?Close the door.
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend … Read more
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour?Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!
‘My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!”said Miss Conceited. ”Then he’s right said her little brother.”Sophia Loren?” ”No-spaghetti!”
Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?
‘Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?” ”He said it was too tight.”
How can you tell who is a blonde’s boyfriend?
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde’s boyfriend? A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days
1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ?‘Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!’
BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?
BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend?
Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: ”Funny, you don’t feel Jewish.”
1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like?
1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: He’s mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.