What do cats eat for breakfast?
Question: What do cats eat for breakfast? Answer: Mice Crispies!
Breakfast Jokes
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A. Frosted Flakes..
Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?A. Ihop
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?Weedie Bix!!
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
What do cows read at the breakfast table?The moospaper!
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, ”Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?” Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, ”Sam, I’m really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!
What Chuck Norris eats for breakfast?
Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?Buttered host.
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?Because she wants to rise and shine.
One morning while making breakfast
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, ”You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man … Read more
What is your dog’s favorite breakfast?
What is your dog’s favorite breakfast?Pooched eggs!
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ‘ Oh you’re so stupid!’ shouted Dick. ‘Dick!’ said their father, ‘that’s quite enough of that! Now say you’re sorry.’ ‘OK,’ said Dick. ‘Jane, I’m sorry you’re stupid.’
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.