Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it.
What’s a brunette’s mating call? Has the blonde left yet?
What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it.
Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price.
Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, ”Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.” The … Read more
A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.” The bartender says, ”What’s an M L?” The brunette says, ”A Miller Light.” Another brunette walks in and says, ”Gimme a B L” The bartender says, ”What’s a B L?” She says, ”Bud Light.” A dumb blonde walks in and says, ”Gimme a … Read more
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells ”Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the … Read more
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, ”meow”, the cop says, ”oh, its only a cat” He kicks the second bag, and the … Read more
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?A blonde doing cartwheels.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, ”READY, AIM” and the brunette yells ”TORNADO!” All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it’s the redhead’s turn. The commander says, ”READY, AIM” and the redhead yells ”HURRICANE!” Once again … Read more
One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, ”I’m going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it.” Then the brunette said, ”I’m going to take … Read more
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette’s tree. When they ask … Read more
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, ”Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air.” The blonde asks, ”Don’t you have a vase?”
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?A. An interpreter.
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned … Read more
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”
There’s a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting ”57, 57, 57.” A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, ”Sure.” So the two jump up and down counting ”57, … Read more
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she’s too … Read more
Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don’t, you see if you’ve got 3 condoms.
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ”What for?Are you going to set it on fire!”