A chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?A runny bunny.
Bunny Jokes
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?With a hare dryer!
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny’s batteries in backwards?
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny’s batteries in backwards?He keeps coming and coming and coming…
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?He was having a bad hare day!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?He does lots of bare-obics.
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?Because they have cotton balls.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?Join the Hare Force.
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?One to three for breaking and entering.
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?They lived hoppily ever after!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport?
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport?Basket-ball, of course!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?A pip squeak.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?A harenet.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?It has 4 rabbits’ feet.
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?To a re-tail store!
The difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster
What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?It’s a tender tail!
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?A bunion.
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?By hare (air) mail.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?Thistle have to do!
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?By hare mail!
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?A harenet.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bunny ! Bunny who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?Bunny thing is, I’ve forgotten now !kn
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?Johns Hopkins!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?Rabbit De Niro!
My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny
My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t?Because I am.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?By the egg on its face.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of story?
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of story?A cotton tale!
Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?R. Charged With Battery!
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?It took ears off his life!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital?
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital?Albunny, New York!
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
Where do Easter bunnies dance?At the basketball.
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?His lucky people’s foot!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What do you call a dumb bunny?
What do you call a dumb bunny?A hare brain.
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.