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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?


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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?


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How do we know burgers love young people?


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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?


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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?


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How do you make a hamburger smile?


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How do you insult a hamburger patty?


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When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?


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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?


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What did the hamburger say when it found out


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What is the hamburgers’ motto?


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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?


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What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses?


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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?


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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?


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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?


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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?


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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?


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Who do hamburgers love on TV?


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Why do burgers run the gauntlet?


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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?


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Which burgers love to act?


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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?


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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?


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What kind of baseball do burgers play?


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How does a burger acquire good taste?


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Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?


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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?


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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?


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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?


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Where does a burger feel at home?


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How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?


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Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director?


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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?


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How did the jury find the hamburger?


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Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?


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Which burgers can tell your fortune?


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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?


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Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.


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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?


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Why are hamburgers essential to football?


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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ‘not guilty’?


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When do burgers quit their jobs?


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Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?


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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?


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What song do burgers sing on the job?


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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?


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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?


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Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?


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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?


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