What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?Burglars don’t knock !
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. ”You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. ”No, no no!” said the man. ”I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying … Read more
Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?
Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?
Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer?Now he’s a hardened criminal.
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: ”Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. ”Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed … Read more
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?A stole.
Why did the burglar take a shower?He wanted to make a clean getaway
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !
What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?I’m at your service, ma’am.