What did the cannibal have for lunch?
What did the cannibal have for lunch?Baked beings (beans).
Cannibal Jokes
Well, children’ said the cannibal cooking teacher
‘Well, children,” said the cannibal cooking teacher. ”What did you make of the new English teacher?” ”Burgers, ma’am.”
What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ?‘Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!’
What did the cannibal say when he came home?
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Cannibals capture three men
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The … Read more
When a plane caught fire over the jungle
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, ‘What’s this flier doing in my soup?’
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads?
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads?Because they’re headcases.
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?They had a feast of fun.
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?He couldn’t stop eating swedes.
What’s the definition of a cannibal?
What’s the definition of a cannibal?Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
The cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?It sure gave them something to chew over.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?He was on a diet!
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear?
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear?He had his first taste of Christianity!
What happened to the cannibal lion?
What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride.
What happens if you upset a cannibal?
What happens if you upset a cannibal?You get into hot water.
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?Meals on wheels.
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having?First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird
First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
What did the cannibal say when he was full?I couldn’t eat another mortal.
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?Because he’s always coming back!