Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: ”Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro.” ”What do you mean it’s illegal?” asked the Englishmen. ”Quattro means four,” replies the Italian official. ”Quattro is just the name of the automobile,” the Englishmen says … Read more

WIFE: ”There’s trouble with the car

WIFE: ”There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.” HUSBAND: ”Water in the carburettor?That’s ridiculous.” WIFE: ”I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.” HUSBAND: ”You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” WIFE: ”In the pool.”

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, ”Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!” ”Hell,” said Herman, ”It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

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