Funny Car Jokes

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?


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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?


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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them


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What did the traffic light say to the car?


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What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?


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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?


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How can you tell when an accountant owns a used car lot?


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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown


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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside


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How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?


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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?


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Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car


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What do cars do at the disco?


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A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight


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Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?


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A forester and a lawyer were in car accident


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Why is an old car like a baby playing?


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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro


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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?


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Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman?


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Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?


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What is a banged-up used car?


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One day there was a family driving to Michigan


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Where do cars get the most flat tires?


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Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?


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A huge American car screeched to a halt in a village


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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar


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What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?


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A man goes out and buys the best car


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How did a blind man drive his car?


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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown


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An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident


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What happens if an axe falls on your car?


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Why is it that when you transport something by car


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Why did the cowboy’s car stop?


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The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman


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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?


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Anytime you see a young man open a car


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While driving along the back roads of a small town


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Jill’s car was unreliable and she called John for a ride


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A cop pulls a car over on the highway


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How does an elephant get out of a small car?


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WIFE: ”There’s trouble with the car


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On Fred’s 17th birthday, his Dad said he’d take him out


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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway


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What jumps up and down in front of a car?


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A monster goes to a petrol station


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Which snakes are found on cars?


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How do you fit five elephants into a car?


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If Microsoft built cars


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