Funny Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?


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What do cats eat for breakfast?


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What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?


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There are ten cats on a boat


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There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English


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What is a cat’s favorite color?


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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me


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What is the cat’s favourite TV show?


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A woman is walking in the park


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The best Cat Riddles


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What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?


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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?


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Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess?


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Cat: What did you get him for his birthday?


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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?


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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?


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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?


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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?


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What’s every cat’s favorite song?


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How do you get milk from a witch’s cat?


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Brother: Did you put the cat out?


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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats


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How is cat food sold?


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What do cat actors say on stage?


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On what should you mount a statue of your cat?


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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?


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Calls to The Pet Help Line


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What do you call a cat who eats lemons?


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A cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock


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What do you call it when a cat stops?


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If you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?


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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?


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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?


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Why do black cats never shave?


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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?


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A motorist ran into a shop. ‘Do you own a black and white cat?


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A cat and a mouse died on the same day


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Why did the cat put the letter M into the fridge?


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What is an octopus?


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Why does everyone love cats?


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What’s long and stylish and full of cats?


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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?


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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?


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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?


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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?


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Doctor, said the patient, I need help!


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What is a black cat’s favourite TV show?


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Where do cats write down notes?


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Why do cats chase birds?


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What do cats like to eat on a hot day?


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