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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

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What do cats eat for breakfast?

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What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?

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There are ten cats on a boat

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There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English

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What is a cat’s favorite color?

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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me

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What is the cat’s favourite TV show?

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A woman is walking in the park

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The best Cat Riddles

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What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

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Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess?

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

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Cat: What did you get him for his birthday?

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

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What’s every cat’s favorite song?

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How do you get milk from a witch’s cat?

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Brother: Did you put the cat out?

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats

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How is cat food sold?

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What do cat actors say on stage?

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On what should you mount a statue of your cat?

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Cat Jokes

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

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Calls to The Pet Help Line

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What do you call a cat who eats lemons?

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A cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock

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What do you call it when a cat stops?

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Cat Jokes

If you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

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Cat Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

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Cat Jokes Frog Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

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Cat Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

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Cat Jokes

A motorist ran into a shop. ‘Do you own a black and white cat?

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A cat and a mouse died on the same day

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Why did the cat put the letter M into the fridge?

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What is an octopus?

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Why does everyone love cats?

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What’s long and stylish and full of cats?

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Cat Jokes Easter Jokes

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?

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Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

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Cat Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

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Cat Jokes

Doctor, said the patient, I need help!

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What is a black cat’s favourite TV show?

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Where do cats write down notes?

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Why do cats chase birds?

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What do cats like to eat on a hot day?

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