A woman is walking in the park

A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man ”I can’t believe what I’m seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!” The man replied ”Nah lady this cats not clever at all I’m beating it 6 games to 1”

The best Cat Riddles

More Cat Riddles What looks like half a cat ? The other half ! What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens ! What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot ! How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone … Read more

Calls to The Pet Help Line

Calls to The Pet Help Line (Actual Calls to a Pet Care Hotline) ”My cat just came in from the garage and I was wondering…. how many calories are in a mouse?” ”I have a neutered male cat. How old should he be before I can breed him?” ”Does your dog food help with emancipation?” … Read more

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