Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest … Read more
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, ”Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what’s going on in Rome?” ”No,” said Mrs Finkelstein. ”I haven’t. What’s going on in Rome?” ”A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other … Read more
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. ”What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi. ”Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job.” replied the Priest. ”Yes, and … Read more
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. ‘God,’ he prayed, ‘I really want a car.’ Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty. ‘God,’ he prayed again, ‘I really NEED a car.’ Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into … Read more
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.” The second Catholic woman chirps, “My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, “Your Grace.” The third Catholic mother says, “My … Read more