Funny Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?


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Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?


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How did the chicken find the inverse?


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What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?


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How did the frozen chicken cross the road?


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How does a chicken tell time?


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If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?


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What day do chickens hate most?


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What did the bad chicken lay?


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How do you keep a chicken in suspense?


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What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?


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Why did the cactus cross the road?


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Why did the chicken cross the beach?


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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?


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Why did the chicken cross the park?


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Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?


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Why did the bear cross the road?


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Why did the chicken go up the stairs?


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Why did the chicken join the band?


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What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?


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What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?


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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?


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What’s the difference between a grape and a chicken?


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Where are chicks born?


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Why did Chicken Little cross the road?


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Why did the robot cross the road?


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Why did the rooster get a tattoo?


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Why did the toddler toddle across the road?


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Why did the turkey cross the road?


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Why do hens lay eggs?


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Which side of a chicken has more feathers?


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Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road?


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Why did the hen cross the road?


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Why did the chickens cross the road?


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Why did the duck cross the road?


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Why did the elephant cross the road?


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Why did the fox cross the road?


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Why did the frog cross the road?


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Why did the gum cross the road?


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Why did the chicken run across the road?


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Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?


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What does a chicken have in common with a band?


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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?


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If you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?


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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?


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Customer: look at this chicken! It’s nothing but skin and bones


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Why did the chicken cross the playground?


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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?


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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?


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Where is the world’s fastest chicken from?


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