what do you call a Chinese heroin addict
what do you call a Chinese heroin addict? gou ching
what do you call a Chinese heroin addict? gou ching
Question: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? Answer: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?Coloured eggrolls!
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 – to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. ”Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?”, he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, ”What’ll it be?” The man replies, ”Give me a Stoli with … Read more
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right … Read more
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. ”Sid,” asked Al, ”are there any Jews in China?” ”I don’t know,” Sid replied. ”Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Al asked him, ”Are there any Chinese Jews?” ”I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and he went … Read more
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can’t drive!
‘Can you read Chinese?” ”Yes, but only when it’s printed in English.”
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, ”You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman, he says, ”You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, ”You’re in charge of supplies.” The … Read more