Funny Christmas Jokes

What is the cleanest reindeer called?


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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?


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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?


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How is an artificial christmas tree like the fourth root of -68?


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What will Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson both be getting for Christmas?


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What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?


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What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?


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What did the cow get for Christmas?


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What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?


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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?


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What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?


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What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?


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Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas party?


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How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?


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How do you know when Santa’s in the room?


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How do you scare a snowman?


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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?


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If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?


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What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?


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What comes before Christmas Eve?


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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?


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What’s a good holiday tip?


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What’s a good holiday tip?


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What’s red and white, red and white, red and white?


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What’s Santa’s favourite candy?


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What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?


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What’s white and red and goes up and down and up and down?


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What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?


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What is big, red and flies in the sky?


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What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?


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What kind of bug hates Christmas?


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What nationality is Santa Claus?


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What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?


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What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?


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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?


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What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?


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What do you call a girl with a Christmas Tree on her head?


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What do you call a Santa that sleeps all the time?


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What do you call a snowman in the summer?


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What do you call Santa Claus deep fried?


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What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?


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What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?


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What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?


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What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?


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What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?


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What do call Santa when he stops moving?


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What do elves learn in school?


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What do snowmen do on Christmas?


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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?


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Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?


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