Question: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Answer: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Question: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Answer: Because he wanted to work over-time!
Question: Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow? A. Every lunch it went back four seconds!
Question: Why did the clock go to the principal’s office? A. For tocking too much!
Question: Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? A. He wanted to see time fly!
Question: Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock? A. So he could get some overtime!
Question: Why do musicians have to be awake by six o’clock? Answer: Because most shops close by six thirty.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for ‘tick or tweet’ !
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time.
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?– A: Catsup!
What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?A coffin break.
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?It repeated on him.
Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.
First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
One day a wife complained, ”This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.” The husband grunted and replied, ”The darn clock always was slow.”
1st man: ”My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o’clock this morning!” 2nd man: ”Did they wake you?” 1st man: ”Nah….I was up playing my bagpipes.”
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?Politics
Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.
At three o’clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. ”I’m sorry if I woke you,” said a voice at the other end of the line. ”That’s all right,” said the vet, ”I had to get up to … Read more
Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that?He was trying to save time!
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. ‘This clock,’ he said, ‘will go for 14 days without winding.’ ‘Really?’ replied his friend, ‘And how long will it go if you do wind it ?’