Funny Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the student writing an essay?


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How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?


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How do you know if a Blonde has been using your computer?


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What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?


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What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?


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What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?


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Why did the computer go to the doctor?


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Where did the computer go to dance?


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Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?


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Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?


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How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?


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What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?


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We at Microsoft believe in making computing easier


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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?


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What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?


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Customer: I’m running Windows ’95


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Truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers


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There are special programs to run scanners


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A system programmer came home from work


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You’re spending a lot of time at that computer


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A customer called to complain about his keyboard


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The problem with physicists


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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a computer


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A confused caller was having troubles printing documents


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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer


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Why was there a bug in the computer?


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The Three Laws of Secure Computing


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What’s another name for the ‘Intel Inside’ sticker they put on Pentiums?


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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?


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A computer geek goes to prison for fraud


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Customer comes into the computer store


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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?


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Technical support had a caller complaining


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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist


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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time crash


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How many C++ programmers to change a lightbulb??


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An exasperated caller to Tech Support


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I’ve been on my computer all night!


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The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman


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This little computer will do half of the work


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If you cross a computer with a hamburger?


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A technician advised his customer to put hisfloppy back


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Do you send e-mails on your home computer?


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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of pc to use


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How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


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A technician received a call from a man


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How many Bill Gateses to change a lightbulb??


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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other


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What does a baby computer call his father?


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Dear Boss, I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions


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