How is a woman like a condom?
How is a woman like a condom?Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Condom Jokes
Why are condoms like cameras?
Why are condoms like cameras?-they both capture the moment.
Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.
Did you hear the slogan for the the new ”Stealth Condom?
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new ”Stealth Condom?” A: ”They’ll never see you coming.”
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as … Read more
Why did the condom cross the road?
Why did the condom cross the road?Because it was pissed off.
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They’re both filled with stiffs, one’s coming, one’s going.
A man went into a store to buy some condoms
A man went into a store to buy some condoms. ”That’s 1 dollar 15 plus tax,” said the store assistant. ”I don’t need tacks,” said the man. ”It’ll stay up all by itself.”
Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
Did u know that a condom had a serial number?No, I never had to unroll one that far.
What do blonde’s have against condoms?
Q: What do blonde’s have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.