How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Cookie Jokes
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Question: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Answer: He felt crummy!
What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
Question: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies? A. Santa’s burps!
Three cookies were crossing the road
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?Crumbs!
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin?
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin?No more, mom. It’s empty.
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cookie ! Cookie who ?
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cookie ! Cookie who ?Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep
Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?
What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick?
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. I’ll just use the hammer.
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife’s wrinkled hand reaches out, … Read more
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!