Funny Cow Jokes

What do you get from a pampered cow?


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What did the cow get for Christmas?


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What do you call a cow with no legs?


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What does a French cow say ?


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What is a cow’s favorite ice cream?


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Where did the cow go on a holiday?


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Why did the cow cross the road?


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Why did the cow do jumping jacks?


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Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?


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Why do cows wear bells?


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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?


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What’s a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?


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I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or


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Your Honor, it was an accident!


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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?


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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?


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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?


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Why can’t men get mad cow disease?


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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?


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What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?


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Why do cows think cooks are mean?


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Where do steers go to dance?


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What gives milk and has a horn?


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A visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked


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What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?


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What do you get from an invisible cow?


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Why was the calf afraid?


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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?


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What’s a moo hoo for a young calf?


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In what state will you find the most cows?


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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?


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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?


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What do cows wear when they’re vacationing in Hawaii?


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How did the farmer find his lost cow?


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Why don’t cows ever have any money?


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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?


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Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies?


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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?


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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?


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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?


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What did one dairy cow say to another?


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What famous painting do cows love to look at?


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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?


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What does a cow make when the sun comes out?


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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?


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What do cows read at the breakfast table?


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Why did god give blonde’s 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?


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What is the cow’s holiday greeting?


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Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cows ! Cows who ?


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Why did the cow jump over the moon?


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