Question: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it? A. His horse’s name was Friday.
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. ”Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, ”who are you?” ”My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy. ” eh?” said the police officer, ”Are you from Texas?” ”Nope, Louisiana.” ”Louisiana?So why are you … Read more
Who do zombie cowboys fight?Deadskins.
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?The deputy head !
Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, ”I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby.” The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, ”I killed a 400 pound … Read more
Why did the cowboy’s car stop?It had Injun (engine) trouble.
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. ”When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. ”You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. ”I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe … Read more
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, ”Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. ”Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going … Read more
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. ”What’d Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?” asked Swint. ”Pair of cufflinks,” said Fess. ”But I ain’t got no use for them. I can’t even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced.”
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, ”Can you get me a nice gentle pony?” ”Shore,” said the cowboy. ”What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?” ”What’s the difference?” asked the lady. ”The western saddle has a horn on it,” said the … Read more
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, ”I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, … Read more
What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?He was always horsing around.
Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?”Well, doggone !”
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?The horse’s name is Friday!
Where do cowboys cook their meals?On the range.
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they’d cut the rope and he’d drop into the river and drift … Read more
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?Gimme a slug of whiskey.
A cowboy walks in to a bar and says,” I want a beer.” So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted,” if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i did in Georgia. So … Read more
Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy … Read more
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?Hoppalong Cassidy !
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. ”All right!” he raged, ”all right! Who did it?What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?” The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. ”It was me, shrimp,” … Read more
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?Because he rode the range.
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. ”Ever have an accident?” ”Nope, nary a one.” ”None?You’ve never had any accidents.” ”Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” ”Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you … Read more
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, ”Ah shore do, wardn. Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n yoo’d … Read more
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving? A: The police.
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?Skint Eastwood.
Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. ”I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. ”He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” ”Not Tex,” the second cowboy replied. ”He’ll always be just a good ol’ boy. When he walks in, I’m sure … Read more