A police officer saw a man dressed

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. ”Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, ”who are you?” ”My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy. ” eh?” said the police officer, ”Are you from Texas?” ”Nope, Louisiana.” ”Louisiana?So why are you … Read more

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. ”Ever have an accident?” ”Nope, nary a one.” ”None?You’ve never had any accidents.” ”Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” ”Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you … Read more

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