This is kind of crazy. I don’t know if I believe this. A new Harris poll found that 57 percent of Republicans believe President Obama is a Muslim — 57 percent. 45 percent believe he was not born in the United States. 38 percent feel he’s, quote, ‘doing many of the things that Hitler did.’ … Read more
Question: How do crazy people go through the forest? Answer: They take the psycho path.
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?He’s trying to age disgracefully!
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I’m going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ?I can’t understand it either, because I planted cabbage !
What do you call a crazy chicken ?A cuckoo cluck !
Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: – Are you crazy, Vasily?You are going to jump without a parachute. – Is it mandatory to wear it?– Sure. It’s raining outside.
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds of them.
One lab mouse to another: I’ve trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that?I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. ”What’s the matter?” asked her companion. ”Oh dear,” sobbed Auntie, ”It’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.” ”Three feet?” exclaimed her friend. ”Surely that’s not possible?” ”Well,” said Auntie, ”his mother’s just written to tell me he’s … Read more
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.