Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, ”Did you see that?” ”No,” the second guy says. ”Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says. ”Oh,” says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, ”Did you see that?” ”See what?” the second guy asks. ”Are … Read more
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?Elkaseltzer.
Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
When does a female deer need money?When she doesn’t have a buck.
What type of wind is named after a young deer?Foehn
A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy … Read more