A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s guts.’ ‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.’
A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without … Read more
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.