Funny Dog Jokes

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But the dog thing — maybe that is where the floppy ears come from


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President Obama as a child in Indonesia he sometimes ate dog meat


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President Obama told his daughters that they would not be getting another dog


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This week the Obamas’ dog, Bo, turned 4 years old


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What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?


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What is Snoop Dog’s favorite weather?


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What is the name of Helen Keller’s dog?


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Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?


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What dog keeps the best time?


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What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?


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What do you give a dog with a fever?


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What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?


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What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?


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What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?


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What kind of dog does a vampire have?


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What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?


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What dog loves to take a shower?


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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?


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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me


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A man took his dog to the vets


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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?


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How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?


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What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?


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Why is it called a litter of puppies?


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What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?


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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?


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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?


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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?


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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?


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What dogs are best for sending telegrams?


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How can you make a basset hound fast?


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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?


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I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay


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If you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?


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What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?


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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?


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What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves?


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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.


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What is brown and gray, has eight legs


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A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another


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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?


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What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?


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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?


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Why don’t dogs make good dancers?


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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?


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What dogs never get lost?


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What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!


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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?


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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?


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