Funny Drink Jokes

Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA


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What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan?


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What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?


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Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?


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What did the skeleton order with his drink?


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What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?


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What is a skeleton’s favourite drink?


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What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?


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A man is in a bar having a drink


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Is it good to drink witch’s brew?


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Where do Martians drink beer?


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What do toads drink?


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Girl: How much is a soft drink?


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What is a monster’s favourite drink?


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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?


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Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?


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What is a bear’s favourite drink?


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BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough drink sir


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What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?


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Vampire: Let’s go and have a drink


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Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax


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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.


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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon


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What do frogs drink?


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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?


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A drunk is refused a drink in a bar


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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?


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Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?


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The idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water


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Where does a cow stop to drink?


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Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?


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What soft drink do pigs like best?


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Two men were having a drink together


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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home


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‘Grandma, why don’t you drink tea anymore?


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Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.


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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk


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Why do blondes always drink with straws?


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What tea do footballers drink?


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Three animals were having a drink in a caf?


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