Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA
Question: What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan? Answer: No drink JUST ICE!
Question: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? Answer: Perri-air.
Question: Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? Answer: It’s too cubed.
Question: What did the skeleton order with his drink? A. A mop.
Question: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!
Question: What is a skeleton’s favourite drink? A. Milk, it’s white and good for your bones.
Question: What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time? A. Evaporated milk.
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, ”Where do you live?” Being a kind soul, the … Read more
Is it good to drink witch’s brew?Yes, it’s very newt tricious!
Where do Martians drink beer ?At a mars bar !
What do toads drink ?Croaka-cola !
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.
What is a monster’s favourite drink?Demonade.
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?An ape-ricot sour!
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
What is a bear’s favourite drink ?Koka-Koala !
BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife…. DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?A Bloody Mary.
One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!
Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can’t move.
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. ”Ah think somebody’s stealin’ yore pickup truck!” the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. ”Well, did yew stop him?” asked Stakely. ”Naw!” said the redneck. ”He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate … Read more
What do frogs drink ?Hot croako !
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, ”You see that cat coming in the door?It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I’d see four!” The bartender looks, then pauses a … Read more
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?So that he didn’t have to buy a winter coat.
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there wasn’t room for medicine.
Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water?He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.
Where does a cow stop to drink?The milky way!
Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
What soft drink do pigs like best?Root beer.
Two men were having a drink together. One said, ”I’d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” ”Why’s that?” asked the other. ”Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.
Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?The nearest ISOBAR!!
‘Grandma, why don’t you drink tea anymore?” ”I don’t like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat.”
Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.
What tea do footballers drink ?Penaltea !
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. ”I’m not paying,” said the duck. ”I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.” ”I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer. ”Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. ”Getting here cost me my last … Read more