Question: Why did the duck cross the road? A. Because it was the chicken’s day off!
Question: Why do ducks have webbed feet? A. To stomp out forest fires.
Question: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A. A Christmas Quacker.
Question: Why did the duck cross the road? A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
What kind of doctor does a duck visit?A Ducktor.
What do you call a crate of ducks ?A box of quackers !
Why do ducks have webbed feet ?To stamp out forest fires !
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. ”What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion. ”I dunno,” came the reply, ”Maybe we aren’t throwing the dog up high enough.”
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?A bird that lays down !
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, ”Excuse … Read more
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to … Read more
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?A firequaker !
What is a duck’s favorite TV show ?The feather forecast !
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !
What happens when ducks fly upside down ?They quack up !
How do you make a tame duck wild?Annoy it.
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
What is the difference between a horse and a duck?One goes quick and the other goes quack!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What is a duck’s favorite dance ?The quackstep !
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get?Milk and quackers!
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker!
What’s another name for a clever duck ?A wise quacker !
How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks?Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
Would you like a duck egg for supper?Only if you quack it for me.