A chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?A runny bunny.
Easter Bunny Jokes
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?With a hare dryer!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?He was having a bad hare day!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?He does lots of bare-obics.
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?One to three for breaking and entering.
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?They lived hoppily ever after!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport?
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport?Basket-ball, of course!
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?To a re-tail store!
The difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster
What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?It’s a tender tail!
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?By hare (air) mail.
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?By hare mail!
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?Johns Hopkins!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?Rabbit De Niro!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?By the egg on its face.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of story?
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of story?A cotton tale!
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?It took ears off his life!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital?
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital?Albunny, New York!
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
Where do Easter bunnies dance?At the basketball.
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?His lucky people’s foot!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?Napoleon Bunnyparte!
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.