The farmer goes to town one day

The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. ”How’s business?” asks the farmer. ”Not very good, I haven’t sold a tractor in months, How are things on the farm?” asked the salesman. ”Well– The other day I went out to the barn to milk that … Read more

A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road

A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. ”I understand you’re claiming damages for the injuries you’re supposed to have suffered?” Stated the counsel for the insurance company. ”Yes, that’s right,” replied the farmer, nodding his head. ”You claim … Read more

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. ”Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” asked the lawyer. Farmer Brown responded, ”Well I’ll tell you what … Read more

This farmer has 500 hens

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, ”You can have this rooster. His name’s Roy. He’ll get all your hens pregnant. He’s a real stud.” So the farmer takes him home and says, ”It’s … Read more

An aged farmer and his wife in the pig-pen

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. ”Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. ”Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his grizzled head. ”Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, ”I don’t see … Read more

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