Funny Father Jokes

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas


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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?


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A Tampa father, son and grandson playing golf with blonde


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A Jewish father has two kids


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I remember when Father Christmas first passed his driving test


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Son to his father as they watch television


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Father Murphy walked into a pub


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Father: How do you like going to school?


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Did you hear about the dumb father


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Father: I want to take my girl our of this class


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Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day. What do single guys have?


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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !


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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?


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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work


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A certain little boy had been spanked by his father


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At dinner, Seth said to his father about a trouble


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Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill


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I gotta ‘A’ in spelling,’ Tony told his father


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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe


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Son: I can’t go to school today. Father: Why not?


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What does Father Christmas call his money?


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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes?


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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father


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What does a baby computer call his father?


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My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.


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If you had one dollar and you asked your father fr another


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Father: I know the answer to your bad grades


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One time Father Christmas lost his underpants


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A father and his small son were standing in


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Father: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me?


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Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card


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Father: I hear you skipped school to play football


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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?


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Father Christmas: My face is my ticket


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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?


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Father: What did you learn in school today?


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A father came home from a long business trip


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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father


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Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage


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Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?


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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?


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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?


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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof?


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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there


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A father is asked by his friend


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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting?


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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food


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What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?


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Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a cricket match?


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Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church


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