Funny Fly Jokes

How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly?


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Why do birds fly south for the winter?


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Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?


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Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?


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I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry


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What do you call a fly with no wings?


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What sickness can fly?


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What kind of monkey can fly?


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Why do birds fly south in the winter?


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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?


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Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream


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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !


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Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!


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What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?


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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.


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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup


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What did the spider say to the fly?


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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?


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What’s got six legs and can fly long distances?


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Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?


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Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?


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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into far north


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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.


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Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 – a live one?


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Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?


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Which fly captured the ladybird?


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If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?


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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?


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Which fly makes films?


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What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?


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An Irish priest loved to fly fish


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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !


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What bird has wings but cannot fly?


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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly


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Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter


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What happens when ducks fly upside down?


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Why did the fly fly?


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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !


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Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands


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A woman called and said, I need to fly to Pepsi Cola


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What is big hairy and can fly?


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Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !


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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?


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Patron: Hey, there’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining?


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I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!


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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup


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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?


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Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?


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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?


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Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup


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