Funny Football Jokes

Turkey Football


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Why do artists never win when they play football?


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When fish play football, who is the captain?


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What position does the pig play in football?


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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?


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What do internet football fans sing?


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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?


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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?


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What lights up a football stadium?


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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?


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How do hens encourage their football teams?


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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?


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Who can dribble a football


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How does a football player make phone calls?


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Why are hamburgers essential to football?


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Father: I hear you skipped school to play football


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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?


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What part of a football ground is never the same?


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A football supporter’s favourite Christmas song?


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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?


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What did the football say to the football player?


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Where does the Internet football team play?


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What’s the object of a Jewish football game?


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Why are pigs such great football fans?


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Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?


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Which football team loves ice-cream?


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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?


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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?


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Why didn’t the dog want to play football?


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If you cross a telephone with a fat football player?


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A guy took his girlfriend to a football game


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Three college football coaches were flying across the country


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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players?


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Why are football players never asked for dinner?


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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?


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Why is the monsters’ football pitch wet?


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A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?


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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?


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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?


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What is the bank manager’s favourite type of football?


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Democrat men like to watch football while the women…


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Why did the pro football player from the last-place


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Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?


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The football team who ate too much pudding


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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game


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How many Buckeye football players to change a lightbulb?


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There was a blonde who was at a football game


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What did the cow wear to the football game?


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May: What position does your brother play in the school football team?


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A tough football game


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