Question: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it? A. His horse’s name was Friday.
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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?Saturday Night Fever.
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?The horse’s name is Friday!