Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, … Read more
Question: Why are frogs so happy? Answer: They eat whatever bugs them Question: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers!
Question: If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road? A. He tied himself to the chicken.
Question: Why did the frog cross the road? A. He was following the chicken!
Question: What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone? A. A TOAD away zone.
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?It gets toad away..
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?He bowled long hops !
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ”Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, ”What do you have for collateral?” The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the … Read more
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?He had his own frog horn !
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ?Because her husband spawned her affections !
What do toads drink ?Croaka-cola !
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?The Brit Awarts !
Where do frogs keep their treasure ?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?A hot frog !
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?A hoppercraft !
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, … Read more
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?A rabbit that says, ”Ribbit.”
Why are frogs no good at websurfing?Computers have them toad-ily confused.
‘Waiter ! Have you got frogs’ legs ?” ”No, sir, I always walk this way”
What do you call an and with frogs legs ?An antphibian !
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?They sit eggsaminations !
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?Hop in !
Why do frogs have webbed feet ?To stamp out forest fires !
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?A frog with hiccups !
What jumps up and down in front of a car ?Froglights !
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ?They always want to play leap frog with him
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?In the croakroom !
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!
What’s a frogs favourite flower ?A croakus !
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. ”What’s that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to … Read more
What do frogs drink ?Hot croako !
What’s a toads favourite sweet ?Lollihops !
What did one frog say.to the other?Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!
When is a car like a frog ?When it’s becing toad !
How do frogs die ?They kermit suidide !
Whats a frogs favourite game ?It’s croak-et !
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don’t worry sir there isn’t enough there to drown him !
Why was the frog down in the mouth ?He was un hoppy !
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?Rub it, rub it, rub it.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?A croaker spaniel !
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said ”BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken … Read more
What do you call a 100 year old frog ?An old croak !
A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: ”You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, ”This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” ”No,” says his Advisor, ”in her biology class.”
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
What happens if you eat a hot frog ?You’ll croak in no time !
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?Lily !
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?They always want to play leap-frog with him.
What do you call a rich frog?A gold-blooded reptile.