Question: What’s the new game there playing in the White House? Answer: Swallow the Leader
Question: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? Answer: So he could tie the score.
Question: What games do bats like to play on Halloween? A. Anything with a ball.
Question: What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests? A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Question: What is a photograph’s favorite game? A. Pictionary.
Question: Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer? A. Because he ate the mouse.
Golfer: ”I’d move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: ”Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.”
What TV game show do fish like best?Name that tuna!
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?– A: Catch.
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.”You’re extinct,” he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.”What was that you said?” The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.”You are extinct.” The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. ”So would you if you’d been dead … Read more
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?…Caps and robbers
What is the cannibals’ favorite game?Swallow my Leader.
What are cows favorite party games?MOO-sical chairs!
What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?Woofleball
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, ”Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since … Read more
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic!
Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want?Blood?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Whats a frogs favourite game ?It’s croak-et !
What’s a parrot’s favourite game?Monopoly!
Q:What’s the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52
A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. ”Hi honey,” said the woman on the other end. ”Hi honey,” replied the man. … Read more
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to … Read more
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?So that they can pack the defence!
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. ”I liked it, but why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said. ”What do you mean?” he asked. ”Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’ ”
Golfer: ”This golf is a funny game.” Caddy: ”It’s not supposed to be.”
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, ”Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?” ”Yes,” the golfer responded. ”Did you … Read more
What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?-Catch my drift
What’s a big game hunter?Someone who’s lost his way to the match.
What’s Scrooge’s favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.
‘How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. ”Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad, I couldn’t see where the ball went.” ”You’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife. ”Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” ”But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” protested … Read more
What game do little cows like to play?Moonopoly.
Why is sex like a game of bridge?-You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand.
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. ”So, how did you do son?” he asked. ”You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. ”I was responsible for the winning run!” ”Really?How’d you do that?” ”I dropped … Read more
The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, ”I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn’t want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me.” ”Well,” said a guest, ”he certainly makes a … Read more
What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!
What is a mouse’s favourite game ?Hide and squeak !
What was King Arthur’s favourite game ?Knights and crosses !
What is a parrot’s favorite game ?Hide and Speak !
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. ”Oh, I really liked it,” she said, ”but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” ”What on earth do you mean???” ”Well I … Read more
What game do tornadoes like to play?-Twister
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11?She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect. All of the blondes in … Read more
What did the cow wear to the football game?A Jersey.
What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?Show and smell!
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors’ favor, the home quarterback blew … Read more
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, ”Do you have a license to catch those fish?” The man replied to the game warden, ”No, sir. These are my pet fish.” ”Pet … Read more
Golfer: ”Caddy, do you think my game is improving?” Caddy: ”Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to.”
What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?Tooth (truth) or Consequences.