How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
Question: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? Answer: 3.142
Geometry Jokes
What did one geometry book say to the other?
Question: What did one geometry book say to the other? Answer: Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
What do you call a broken record?
Question: What do you call a broken record? Answer: A Decca-gone
What do you call a crushed angle?
Question: What do you call a crushed angle? Answer: A Rectangle (wrecked angle)
What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?
Question: What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror? Answer: Gee-Om-A-Tree.
What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?
Question: What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle? Answer: Nice Legs
What did the acorn say when he grew up?
Question: What did the acorn say when he grew up? Answer: Gee, I’m A Tree!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Question: What did the acorn say when it grew up? Answer: ge om a tree!
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Question: What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse? Answer: Hexagon
What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?
Question: What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common? Answer: They are both coplaners
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
Question: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest? Answer: A high-pot-in-use
What do you call an angle which is adorable?
Question: What do you call an angle which is adorable? Answer: acute angle
What does Geometry and my dick have in common?
Question: What does Geometry and my dick have in common? Answer: They’re both hard for you.
What do you call more than one L?
Question: What do you call more than one L? Answer: A Parallel
What do you call people who like tractors?
Question: What do you call people who like tractors? Answer: Protractors
What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Question: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Answer: Pumpkin Pi
What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?
Question: What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds? Answer: A plane cheeseburger.
What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
Question: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb? Answer: Geometry
What should you do when it rains?
Question: What should you do when it rains? Answer: Coincide
Which triangles are the coldest?
Question: Which triangles are the coldest? Answer: Ice-sosceles triangles.
Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?
Question: Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer? Answer: Coney Island.
Who invented the Round Table?
Question: Who invented the Round Table? Answer: Sir Cumference.
Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
Question: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? Answer: They were right for each other.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Question: Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? Answer: His parents wouldn’t cosine
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Question: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Answer: Because it was over 90 degrees.
Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?
Question: Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality? Answer: It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?
Question: Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter? Answer: She covers the story from every angle.
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Question: Why does nobody talk to circles? Answer: Because there is no point!
Why is a geometry book always unhappy?
Question: Why is a geometry book always unhappy? Answer: Because it always has lots of problems.
Why was the parent function upset with its child?
Question: Why was the parent function upset with its child? Answer: It was stretched to its limit.
Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?
Question: Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves? Answer: They were finding their scale.
Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?
Question: Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner? Answer: They are too eccentric.