Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it’s other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream. The next day the meet. The Italian says, ”I made love … Read more
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald’s actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: ”They don’t serve BEER here, you MORON!” The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly … Read more
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)
There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the … Read more
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ”Nein! Nein!” So two guys walk away.
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – East German Swim Team Barbie …a Barbie head on a Ken doll
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and a British Airways 747 (radio call Speedbird … Read more