What kind of shoes to do ghosts wear? Booooooo-ts! campaign970
What was the favorite game at the ghosts’ birthday party? Hide and shriek! campaign970
Question: What did Osama Bin Laden’s ghost say to Mitt Romney? Answer: ”Don’t be sad, Obama’s foreign policy killed me too”
Question: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation? Answer: By completing the scare.
Question: What streets do ghosts haunt? Answer: Dead ends!
Question: What did the ghost teacher say to his class? A. ”Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!”
Question: What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? A. ”I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”
Question: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A. ”Long time no see.”
Question: What did one ghost say to the other? A. ”Do you believe in people?!”
Question: How do ghosts like their eggs? A. Terror-fried.
Question: What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. I scream.
Question: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!
Question: What did the ghost teacher say to her class? A. ”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
Question: What did the ghosts eat for dinner? A. Spoke!
Question: What did the little ghost say to his mom? A. ”I’ve got a boo boo.”
Question: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? A. ”Spook when you’re spooken to.”
Question: What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre? A. The actors get stage fright.
Question: What is a ghost’s favourite ride? A. A roller-ghoster.
Question: What does a ghost call his mom and dad? A. His transparents.
Question: What does a ghost keep in its stable? A. Nightmares.
Question: What does a panda ghost eat? A. Bam-BOO!
Question: What do you do when you see a ghost? A. Run away of course!
Question: What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster? A. A cockatoo!
Question: What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost? A. A cariboo!
Question: Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work? A. A scare centre!
Question: Where do ghosts get their mail? A. At the ghost office.
Question: Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you? A. To the living room!
Question: What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells? A. Dead ringers.
Question: What pants do ghosts wear? A. BOO jeans.
Question: Where did the ghost go on vacation? A. The BOO-hamas!
Question: Where did the ghosts go for vacation? A. Mali-BOO.
Question: What kind of candy won’t a ghost touch? A. Life Savers.
Question: Why don’t you eat ghosts? A. They’ll go right through you.
Question: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? A. Because you can see right through him.
Question: Why was the little ghost crying? A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Question: Why didn’t the ghost go boo? A. Because it had no guts.
Question: What did the ghost put on his bagel? A. SCREAM cheese!
Question: What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Question: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? A. BOOberries.
Question: What room can’t ghosts go in? A. The LIVING room!
Question: Where do ghosts buy their food? A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Question: Why are ghosts always hungry? A. Because the food goes right through them!
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?You use a spirit level.
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?A booquet of flowers.
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?Ban-she, ban-she !
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
What sort of violin does a ghost play?A dreadivarius.
Which ghost ate too much porridge?Ghouldilocks.
Who did the ghost invite to his party?Anyone he could dig up.
What Central American country has the most spooks?Ghosta Rica!