A guy went out on the golf course

A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he said, ”How bad is it doc?I’m getting married next week, and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way.” The doc … Read more

‘How was your golf game, dear?

‘How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. ”Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad, I couldn’t see where the ball went.” ”You’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife. ”Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” ”But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” protested … Read more

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