Funny Halloween Jokes

How do phantoms travel?


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How do you make a skeleton laugh?


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How do you make a witch itch?


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How was Frankenstien’s birth?


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What did one casket say to the other casket?


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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?


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What did one ghost say to the other?


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Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?


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How do ghosts like their eggs?


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What do you call an overweight pumpkin?


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What do you call a fat vampire slayer?


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What do you call a mummy eating in bed?


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What do you call a nervous witch?


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What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?


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What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?


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What do you call a witch at the beach?


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What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?


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What do witches call for in a hotel room?


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What do you call a dead person in the closet?


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What did the skeleton order with his drink?


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What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?


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What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?


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What do ghosts serve for dessert?


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What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?


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What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?


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What do skeletons say at the front door?


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What do skeletons say before they start to eat?


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What do vampires never order at a cafe?


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What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?


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What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?


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What did the little ghost say to his mom?


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What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?


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What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?


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What is a skeleton’s favourite drink?


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What did the ghost teacher say to her class?


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What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?


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What did the ghosts eat for dinner?


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What is a witch’s favourite food?


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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?


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What do you read on Halloween?


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What does a bird say at Halloween?


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What does a ghost call his mom and dad?


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What does a ghost keep in its stable?


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What does a panda ghost eat?


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What games do bats like to play on Halloween?


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What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?


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What is a ghost’s favourite ride?


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What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?


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What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost?


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What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?


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