What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
Question: What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster? A. A cockatoo!
Question: What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster? A. A cockatoo!
Question: What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween? A. A Hallo-weenie!
Question: What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost? A. A cariboo!
Question: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat? A. A flying Band-Aid.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A. Frostbite.
Question: Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you? A. To the living room!
Question: Where does a vampire keep his money? A. In a blood bank.
Question: What do you call candy corn? A. Pumpkin poop!
Question: Who did Dracula bring to the prom? A. His ghoul friend.
Question: What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells? A. Dead ringers.
Question: Who won the zombie war? A. Nobody, it was dead even.
Question: What do you call two witches that live together? A. Broom mates.
Question: What do you call two witches who share a broom? A. Broom mates.
Question: Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work? A. A scare centre!
Question: Where do ghosts get their mail? A. At the ghost office.
Question: Where do movie stars go on Halloween? A. MaliBOO!
Question: What monster wears the most clothes? A. A werewolf!
Question: What pants do ghosts wear? A. BOO jeans.
Question: What school subject is a witch good at? A. Spelling.
Question: What song do vampires hate? A. ”You are my sunshine!”
Question: What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat? A. Halloween!
Question: What’s a vampire’s favourite part of the guitar? A. The neck.
Question: When do vampires like horse racing? A. When it’s neck and neck!
Question: Where did the ghost go on vacation? A. The BOO-hamas!
Question: Where did the ghosts go for vacation? A. Mali-BOO.
Question: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? A. Any old girl he can dig up.
Question: What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get? A. Fang mail.
Question: What kind of streets do zombies live on? A. Dead-ends.
Question: What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house? A. A wide scream TV.
Question: What is Dracula’s favourite fruit? A. A nectarine.
Question: What is the problem with two twin witches? A. You never know which witch is which!
Question: What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch? A. Being her broom.
Question: What key opens a Haunted House? A. A spooKEY!
Question: What kind of candy won’t a ghost touch? A. Life Savers.
Question: What kind of dog does a vampire have? A. A bloodhound.
Question: Why don’t skeletons play music in church? A. They have no organs.
Question: Why don’t you eat ghosts? A. They’ll go right through you.
Question: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? A. Because you can see right through him.
Question: Why was the big hairy , two-headed monster top of the class in school? A. Because two heads are better than one.
Question: Why was the little ghost crying? A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Question: Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road? A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Question: Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Question: Why do witches fly around on broomsticks? A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Question: Why doesn’t a witch wear a flat hat? A. Because there’s no point in it!
Question: Why don’t mummies take vacations? A. They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Question: Why did the mummy get a headache? A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Question: Why did the skeleton go scuba diving? A. Because he wanted to get some muscles!
Question: Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom? A. Because he had no body to dance with!
Question: Why did the vampire give up acting? A. Because he couldn’t find a part he could sink his teeth into.
Question: Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? A. He was a pain in the neck!